@ Matticus
Why My Race Makes the Best Lovers:
Or, an Ode to Space Goats
Those tentacles aren't just for show.
Our leg structure makes for some really nifty positions.
We're much larger than most races. Nudge nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more.
We have sexy eastern European accents.
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